Joke – Famous Names

Teacher : What is India Gate ?
Student : Basmati Rice
Teacher : What is Charminar ?
Student : Cigarettes
Teacher : What is Taj Mahal ?
Student : Tea, Sir !
Teacher : You stupid boy… You have made a joke of all our National Monuments. You have failed the test. Get your father’s signature tomorrow.
Next day Student comes to class and puts a gift wrapped parcel on the Teacher’s table.
Teacher : What is this ?
Student : Signature, Sir. 
You had asked for my father’s signature. I have brought you his whole bottle.🍾
The teacher is very happy and hugs him and said चल पागल… रूला दिया… जा पास हो गया तू.