Guy got into train at jhansi. He couldn’t find place to sit since train was over crowded. He went to the loo , tied a hanky around his face like a mask & came back & sneezed a few times … in no time compartment was empty.
He smiled to himself
took a top (now empty) berth & was fast asleep before he knew it.
He woke up to “chai , chai “ call from a vendor at the station
He asked him which station is it ? Vendor says “it’s jhansi”.
He Irritated and shouted “but we started from jhansi last night”
Vendor says “someone with the Coronavirus got into this compartment, so this compartment was disconnected from the train & left here itself.