*Me at the barber shop*
Barber : head masssage kar du?
Me : kar de, kaunse tel se?
Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹
Me : Navratna?
Barber: 150₹
Me: Coconut Oil
Barber : 100₹
Me : isse sasta nahi hai kuchh?
Barber (to his helper) : chhotu, Crude Oil ka barrel nikaalo