A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local papers read: ‘KING’s ASS WON’
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: “QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”
The king fainted…. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs 1000. Next day papers read: “QUEEN SELLING HER ASS FOR Rs 1000″
The queen fainted… The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle. The Next Headlines: “QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD” The king died… !!